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Random Thought for Friday, August 19th, 2016: Unicorns and Happiness

20140628_142947Welcome to Friday’s Random Thought.

Yup, I’m going there. Unicorns, such magical beasts.  A beautiful horse with a horn upon its head. A beautiful horn that can impale all things evil and dispatch them from this world…with sparkles!

You see, so much magic is missing from our world today.  Children see it but as we grow older, we lose that ability to see things clearly.  We need more magic in the world. I am convinced that it is a key to true happiness.

So, this morning, while engaging in my daily ritual of pain known as the “Greater Atlanta Traffic Experience”, I had a moment of inspiration. You see, I had this guy tailgating me.  It’s not my fault, my car is only capable of attaining  velocities that are relative to a wheeled vehicle.  The guy behind me, he can move at light speed and anyone who is not able to do the same is subject to his attentions.

At some point, this man was able to navigate around me and the many other cars on the highway. He actually allowed his light speediness to slow down and he flicked me the bird.  You know, the middle finger, an expression of anger…or so I thought.  Again I was reminded of the lack of magic in our world…so…I decided that he was not flicking me off.

Nope, he didn’t give me the finger, it was a magical symbol of love.  He was showing me a “Unicorn Bro Fist”. That being so, I was more than happy to return his respectful love and I extended my own Unicorn Bro Fist…with a smile on my face.

Needless to say, he was shocked by my understanding of his intentions.  He was so shocked his car began to drift away into the next lane.  That driver, unaware of our moment of brotherly respect honked her horn.  This driver, the shared of Unicorn Bro Fists again shared this magical moment with this other car.

This other car that he almost ran into, that driver was most impressed with the Unicorn Bro Fist.  Impressed to the point of sharing with us all those lovely, swirling, flashing blue lights of blueness.  That driver, that Georgia State Trooper pulled over to the side of the road with the speedy man of Unicorn Bro Fists.

I guess that cop wanted to share her thoughts on how magical a morning can truly be.


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