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Random Thought for Friday, December 11, 2015: Say No to Sinuses

20140628_142947Welcome to Friday’s Random Thought.

As I write this I am home sick with the wonders and joys of sinus pressure and drainage. Phlegm has become an intimate friend that I would truly love to part ways with as soon as I can. While I sit here contributing blowing my nose it occurred to me how we could change the world.

We need to get rid of our sinuses.

Seriously, like we need these holes in our heads? I think not. All they do is sit around all day, collect dust, become infected, clog and make our lives miserable.

You know that phrase, “like I need another hole in my head?”  Obviously the person who coined that phrase had chronic sinus infections.  I’m right there with ya mate. So, how do we get rid of our sinuses?

Well, the answer is simple. We need to evolve and quickly. While we are at it, let’s evolve out some other things that we don’t need. Say worry for example. We as a species spend far too much time worrying about things we have no control over. Worry, hate, sheer and utter stupidity. Yeah, we don’t need those things either.

So yeah, someone comes up with a way to cure the human race of the scourge that is our sinuses, please let me know.  I have some money I’d like to give you.

Speaking of giving, today we gave out a free copy of Fragmented.  Congratulations Jillian, I hope you enjoy your free copy.

I have two more copies of Fragmented that will be given away this month.  To enter into the drawing, sign up for our mailing list, cross your fingers and we’ll see who wins next week.

Happy Friday Everyone!

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