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Random Thought for Friday, December 12, 2014: Dodge…everything!

wpid-wp-1417989692023.jpegWelcome to Friday’s Random Thought.

My son Logan is 2 years old now.

Something that I have noticed about 2 year children is that they suddenly become major league pitchers and have a fascination with throwing things. All things, any thing, any little thing that fits into their tiny hands, away it flies.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not complaining about our new exercise regime, “duck and cover”, but there has to be a better way to deal with this.

So, what shall we do, eh? Shall we spent lots of money on tubes of crazy glue and secure everything to solid surfaces?

I don’t think that would work out very well, especially if we needed to use a tissue from the tissue box and suddenly it is stuck to the coffee table.  Ah yes, I am sure that hilarity would ensue on that front.

Shall we replace everything in our house with Nerf products?  Does anyone know if Nerf and Vizio have partnered for that 2 year old proof television yet?  If anyone has any leads on that one, we are MOST interested.

I am trying to remember back to when I was two years old. What was going through our minds way back then? To be very honest, I can’t remember much other than everything was much bigger than it is now, awareness of time doesn’t seem to have been a factor and cookies and milk were the most awesomest thing ever!

Logan’s most awesome thing right now is ability to inhale a banana in less than 30 seconds and keep munching on the same apple for a few hours.

Well, I guess I will me seeing many more games of “duck and cover” in my immediate future. At least, he gives hugs and kisses with the same vigor and his recent table clearing of crayons and apple bits.

Happy Friday Everyone!

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