Skip to content

Random Thought for Friday, May 1, 2015: A Fart Tracker

IMG_20140505_085058Welcome to Friday’s Random Thought. There are moments that makes one proud of the Human race and then there are moments that make you say WTF?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Fart Tracker (, I shit you not.

 This is a Kickstarter project that is seeking money to  begin production of a small device that you wear that will help you to ‘analyze’ what makes you poot.  They even have an app for this so that you could look at the data on your phone…possibly when you use the toilet.

I must apologize, it is not called a ‘Fart Tracker’ but rather the CH4.  Clever name to be fair.  I wonder if however they are missing out on potential marketing.   I think they should add flames to the design and call it the ‘Burnie Butt’, don’t you?

What about a ‘Tickle Me Emo” edition?  I can see it now, “Hahaha. Hahaha. Ow! Ow! It burns! IT BURNS! Elmo says stop eating foods with jalapenos!'”

Can this thing tell when you have eaten too many bean burritos and play La Cucaracha on your phone when you fart?  That would be useful too, don’t you think? Perhaps add a small carry pouch for you to be able to store some Beano and Tums.  That would be immediately helpful.

What about capture the sounds of your flatulence and have the app automatically share the sound collection on Twitter?  Talk about an Internet of “Things”, eh?

The TV commercial could be interesting.  Take the theme song from Chia Pet, Me-me-me-me-methane! Can you get a whiff of the potential here?

Happy Friday Everyone!

Published inFriday's Random ThoughtHumor

Be First to Comment

Leave a Reply

%d bloggers like this: