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Random Thought for Friday, October 7th, 2016: Election Overload

IMG_20140505_085058Welcome to Friday’s Random Thought.

Needless to say, I am sick of politics.  I’ve had enough of this presidential election.  With two of the running parties putting forward terrible candidates I just can’t take it.  The choice between a bigot with bad hair and a psychopathic liar with a raging case of presidential wannabe envy over her husband just proves that the “two-party system” is worthless.

Here’s the secret in the room that no one seems to realize.  There is more than one party and there are several people running for president.  Just head over to http://www.politics1.com/p2016.htm and look at the list of hundreds of people running for president this year.

There is however one that is missing from this list.  Vermin Love Supreme (http://www.verminsupreme.com, WARNING FOR PORNOGRAPHIC AND OBSCENE CONTENT!).

Vermin is the only candidate that supports a dental hygiene law and who has donated a kidney to a family member.  He’s the only candidate that is demanding congressional funding for time travel research. His position on the question of flying monkey public safety assurance is unique among the field of candidates.

So this presidential election, do what I am going to do.  Share the love, vote for Vermin.

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!

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