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Random Thought for Friday, September 16th, 2016: REPOST: Say No to Sinuses

20140628_142947Welcome to Friday’s Random Thought.

I’ve been fighting a cold this week, not really having a lot of time to write something so I’m stealing a post from back in December as it’s very accurate for me today, enjoy!

As I write this I am home sick with the wonders and joys of sinus pressure and drainage. Phlegm has become an intimate friend that I would truly love to part ways with as soon as I can. While I sit here contributing blowing my nose it occurred to me how we could change the world.

We need to get rid of our sinuses.

Seriously, like we need these holes in our heads? I think not. All they do is sit around all day, collect dust, become infected, clog and make our lives miserable.

You know that phrase, “like I need another hole in my head?”  Obviously the person who coined that phrase had chronic sinus infections.  I’m right there with ya mate. So, how do we get rid of our sinuses?

Well, the answer is simple. We need to evolve and quickly. While we are at it, let’s evolve out some other things that we don’t need. Say worry for example. We as a species spend far too much time worrying about things we have no control over. Worry, hate, sheer and utter stupidity. Yeah, we don’t need those things either.

So yeah, someone comes up with a way to cure the human race of the scourge that is our sinuses, please let me know.  I have some money I’d like to give you.

Happy Friday Everyone!

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