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Random Thought for Friday, September 16th, 2016: REPOST: Say No to Sinuses

20140628_142947Welcome to Friday’s Random Thought.

I’ve been fighting a cold this week, not really having a lot of time to write something so I’m stealing a post from back in December as it’s very accurate for me today, enjoy!

As I write this I am home sick with the wonders and joys of sinus pressure and drainage. Phlegm has become an intimate friend that I would truly love to part ways with as soon as I can. While I sit here contributing blowing my nose it occurred to me how we could change the world.

We need to get rid of our sinuses.

Seriously, like we need these holes in our heads? I think not. All they do is sit around all day, collect dust, become infected, clog and make our lives miserable.

You know that phrase, “like I need another hole in my head?”  Obviously the person who coined that phrase had chronic sinus infections.  I’m right there with ya mate. So, how do we get rid of our sinuses?

Well, the answer is simple. We need to evolve and quickly. While we are at it, let’s evolve out some other things that we don’t need. Say worry for example. We as a species spend far too much time worrying about things we have no control over. Worry, hate, sheer and utter stupidity. Yeah, we don’t need those things either.

So yeah, someone comes up with a way to cure the human race of the scourge that is our sinuses, please let me know.  I have some money I’d like to give you.

Happy Friday Everyone!

Random Thought for Friday, December 11, 2015: Say No to Sinuses

20140628_142947Welcome to Friday’s Random Thought.

As I write this I am home sick with the wonders and joys of sinus pressure and drainage. Phlegm has become an intimate friend that I would truly love to part ways with as soon as I can. While I sit here contributing blowing my nose it occurred to me how we could change the world.

We need to get rid of our sinuses.

Seriously, like we need these holes in our heads? I think not. All they do is sit around all day, collect dust, become infected, clog and make our lives miserable.

You know that phrase, “like I need another hole in my head?”  Obviously the person who coined that phrase had chronic sinus infections.  I’m right there with ya mate. So, how do we get rid of our sinuses?

Well, the answer is simple. We need to evolve and quickly. While we are at it, let’s evolve out some other things that we don’t need. Say worry for example. We as a species spend far too much time worrying about things we have no control over. Worry, hate, sheer and utter stupidity. Yeah, we don’t need those things either.

So yeah, someone comes up with a way to cure the human race of the scourge that is our sinuses, please let me know.  I have some money I’d like to give you.

Speaking of giving, today we gave out a free copy of Fragmented.  Congratulations Jillian, I hope you enjoy your free copy.

I have two more copies of Fragmented that will be given away this month.  To enter into the drawing, sign up for our mailing list, cross your fingers and we’ll see who wins next week.

Happy Friday Everyone!

Random Thought for Friday, February 20, 2015: Revenge of the Sinus

IMG_20140412_155334Welcome to Friday’s Random Thought.

 Yup, it happened.  I got a nasty sinus infection with a side of ear infection.  Fun stuff…NOT!

 I did my best.  I ate right, got plenty of sleep and still ended up getting my ass kicked from some unknown bug that decided to move into my skull.

Heads up everyone, we all actually do have holes in our heads, they are called sinuses and they make lovely homes for all kinds of mold, spores, fungus and other bugs that just like to come in, force our nasal passages closed and make us miserable.

Pro tip to all you little infectious bugs out there.  Want to stay inside a human being, don’t make us miserable.

We humans really don’t like it when we can’t breathe or when you begin that lovely waterfall/desert torture.  You know what I am talking about, when your left nostril is blocked up like the Berlin Wall and your right nostril is like a pressure washer gushing nonstop…until a few hours pass, then the nostrils reverse roles.

Yeah, do that and we are going to Musinex your ass and not think twice.

You see, when you make us miserable, after about say a week, we go to the doctor and get some help.  Sometimes that help comes in the form of an antibiotic and that is in essence, your eviction notice.  As soon as we pop those 2 pills for the first dose of a Z-Pack, your time is up, get the hell out.

Learn the lessons of probiotics.  They are your well behaved little bugs.  They live in other parts of the human body and do good things.  They eat stuff that our cells don’t use and/or discard and in return, help to keep us healthy.

Good bugs that help humans feel better stay put.  Bad bugs that make us feel bad, out through the nose you go!

Happy Friday Everyone!

Random Thought for Friday, October 10, 2014: Sinuses…sminuses…

IMG_20140503_115522Welcome to Friday’s Random Thought.

It’s that time of the year again, that time when the weather begins to cool, the winds begin to blow, when the internet is filled of meme pictures of Ned Stark in his “Winter is Coming” pose and the sinus infection that you have been hopeful to avoid comes to visit.

You have done your best, gotten enough sleep, eaten right, dressed right, washed your hands after blowing your nose and still, the Hulk comes along with a head cold, pops into your skull and proceeds to SMASH!!

Yeah, it’s been that kind of week but it’s getting better.

So, for now, I shall channel my inner Phlegm filled Pagan and continue to sacrifice may tissues to the Kleenex gods.  My advice, but stock in any company that makes tissues, there will be a growing demand.

Happy Friday Everyone!

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