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Random Thought for Friday, July 25th, 2014: YOLO DROOLO, Baby!

IMG_20140314_163238Welcome to Friday’s Random Thought

So, tell me this.  Do you take the time to do something right the first time or do you, as the driver of this car in the photo here,  just take a dose of FÜKATOL and show no consideration nor respect for your fellow human beings?

Actually, that’s not the case here.  I must apologize.  I’ve obviously missed the point of what they are doing in this photo.  I completly missed it and I must make amends for my error.

You see, this person is being very responsible.  As they pulled over the dividing line between these two parking spaces, they realized that they had driven over one of the yellow lines.  They had to stop as to continue would drive over that yellow line a second time.

Think about it.  If someone had just driven their car over you, would you want them to stop and keep the rear wheels from rolling over you?   I think that you might want them to be that considerate especially after you chest has been caved in and you can’t breathe enough to yell at them.

I mean, what did this poor yellow line to do anyone?  Heck, this person is just a symbol for society here, being all jacked up with responsibility.  Drive over a yellow dividing line and stop short from driving over it again.

We need a charity, a buzz line for these poor yellow lines and a complete media campaign.  “Drive Over Obvious Lines Once” or D.R.O.O.L.O.


Yeah, that ought to work, don’t you think?  Why not?  Protect these yellow lines and those who effortlessly drive over them.

Oh my, how could I have forgotten the pavement in these two parking spaces.  By parking in this manner, you also stop the pavement from needlessly being used and parked upon.  Why have two cars park in the space for two cars, let’s all just drive over one yellow line and take up more space than we could possibly need.  That should preserve the pavement and make the pavement activists very happy.  More open grey space for everyone!

We should be thankful for this driver, we really should.  I mean, after all, they didn’t drive all the way to the front of the store and press the “instant parking space” button on their dashboard.

You know about that button, don’t you?  What?  You didn’t learn in driver’s education that the button with the red triangle was for creating a parking space anywhere you wanted?

Yeah, it alerts other drivers of the hazard of possibly hitting your car as you are now parked outside of a legal parking space.  Hazard lights alert people to the fact that you are parked for your convenience while everyone else has to do that “legal parking” thing.  It’s a badge of honor, a shinning, blinking sign of utter awesomeness and elite status that you are better than everyone else.

Remember, being effortlessly stupid and lazy isn’t illegal nor socially unacceptable anymore, it’s become the norm.

So as you make you way today and for days to come and you encounter yet another “Douchebag Parker“, be sure to yell at them, “YOLO DROOLO, Baby!”

Happy Friday everyone!

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